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{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
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Ramsey Khalid Ismael, better known as Johnny Somali, is an Ethiopian-American live streamer and self-proclaimed internet troll known for his provocative and hostile behavior while traveling overseas. After getting banned from Twitch, Ismael began streaming on Kick and subsequently Rumble and Parti as a tourist in Asian countries. His behavior has gotten him arrested or detained in different countries numerous times, including in Japan in 2023, Israel in early 2024, and South Korea in late 2024.
"}{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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Sir William Ryland Dent Adkins was an English barrister, judge and Liberal Party politician.
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