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{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}
{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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