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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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