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{"type":"dad","setup":"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?","punchline":"In case they get a hole in one!","id":378}

{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}

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{"type":"general","setup":"I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...","punchline":"The sails are going through the roof.","id":67}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tomato blush?","punchline":"Because it saw the salad dressing.","id":334}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?","punchline":"They have no hands to knock on the door.","id":350}

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